Samar scandal

I got some funny clips from Catbalogan, Samar. Enjoy!

This is Ungi the destroyer. 
Translation:(xmas jingle) Pasko na nman oh kay tulin ng araw, Pasko nag daan tila man oh kailanman, ngayon ay pasko tayo ay mag awitan. Pasko! pasko, pasko na naman muli ang pag ibig nag aari. Sang linggo ako ay nag simba, ang baso ko'y puti, puti at maganda, nakita ko isang dalaga, walang sinabi kundi pasko! Santa Ana, Santa mesa, Ilagay mo kami sa kalen...


Public Scandal

If I am going to be Mayor Gay style

Who Killed Magellan, ask this guy, hehehe
TranslationGuy 1: Hey wake up!, who killed MagellanDrunk: (Awake!)(speaks in a drunk mode) Magellan was killed (someone screams' Tiki! or Lizard), he was killed because of Tiki, yes indeed, the tiki killed Magellan, and then Lapu- Lapu was killed by an Arrow. It is not true that a knife killed Lapu-Lapu it was all lies. 
He also said that Magellan killed Lapu- Lapu, hahaha! maybe the other way around
See what drugs can do, hahaha!