Florence Colgate

Florence Colgate has been dubbed "Britain's Most Beautiful Face," and there's science backing the claim up.

The winner of a Britain-wide beauty contest sponsored by Lorraine Cosmetics, Colgate has mathematically perfect looks, according to statistics reported by the Daily Mail. Not only is the 18-year-old's visage perfectly symmetrical, but she has the "optimum ratio" between her mouth, eyes, chin, and forehead.

















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Free Coke just by Hug It



Coca-Cola continues to share love and happiness all over the world, this time in Singapore, Coke came up with this lovely vending machine that gives free Coke bottle when you hug it! You know, vending machines have feelings too :) do you think a bank can do it for an ATM?


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Fetus Soup being served in China!

I found this on the Internet and its quite disturbing


Baby Eating in China

Very disturbing pictures are now spreading across the internet about a certain delicacy which could be found in China. A town in Canton is now on trend making baby herbal soup to
increase health and sexual performance/stamina. The cost of the fetus soup in China currency is approximately $ 4000 (around RMB 2000).

A factory manager was interviewed and he testified that it is effective because he have tried it and is a frequent customer. It is a delicacy whereby expensive herbs are added to boil the baby with chicken meat for 8 hours boiling/steaming. He was interviewed with his second and very young wife, who is only 19 while he is now 62. He testifies the potency of the fetus soup and he was able to make love with his wife everyday.


"Spare rib soup" local code for fetus soup is being served to local restaurants in Canton. Couple who would like to abort their babies, could just go to these local restaurants and sell the aborted baby for 2,000RMB (China currency). These local restaurants also accepts placentas for several hundreds if couples do not want to sell their babies.

It is very disturbing to mention that most fetus served in these local restaurants are female babies. This is due to the fact that majority of Chinese prefers to have male babies and those poorer families usually end up selling their female babies.








What is Jejemon


Jejemon (Tagalog pronunciation: [ˈdʒɛdʒɛmon]) is a pop culture phenomenon in the Philippines. According to Urban Dictionary a Jejemon is a person "who has managed to subvert the English language to the point of incomprehensibility." The Philippine Daily Inquirerdescribes Jejemons as a "new breed of hipster who have developed not only their own language and written text but also their own subculture and fashion."

Etymology

The word Jejemon supposedly originated from online users' penchant to type in "hehehe" as "jejeje", either because "jeje" is derived from Spanish usage of "j", whose speakers denote the interjection as laughter, or because the letters "h" and "j" are beside each other, and that it is appended by "-mon" that came from the Japanese anime Pokémon, with "-mon" meant as "monster," hence "jeje monsters."

Origins

The origins of short-handed typing was through the short messaging service, in which each text message sent by a cellphone is limited to 160 characters. As a result, an "SMS language" developed in which words were shortened in order to fit the 160-character limit. However, some jejemons are not really "conserving" characters; instead, they are lengthening their message. On April 14, 2010, on a Pinoy Tumblr, a post about vice president Jejomar Binay indicated that he was the Jejemon's preferred vice presidential candidate, complete with a fake poster with him called as "Jejemon Binay." Later the use of word jejemon to refer to such people made rounds in various Filipinointernet message boards.

Such short-handed language is not limited to Filipinos: Thais use "5555" to denote "hahahaha," since the number 5 in Thai language is pronounced as "ha."

Demographics

The Jejemons are said to be the new jologs, a term used for Filipinos of the lower income class. The parameters of being classified as a Jejemon are still unclear, and how the different "levels" of "Jejemonism" are reached, although there are named levels such as "mild," "moderate" and "severe" or "terminal."

Language

The sociolect of the Jejemons, called Jejenese, is derived from English, Filipino and their code-switched variant, Taglish. It has its own, albeit unofficial, orthography, known as Jejebet, which uses the Filipino variant of the Roman alphabet, Arabic numerals and other special characters. Words are created by rearranging letters in a word, alternating capitalization, over-usage of the letters H, X or Z. Superfluous as well as the presence of silent letters characterize its spelling convention. It has similarities with Leetspeak, primarily the alphanumeric nature of its writing.

Examples

  • Filipino: "3ow ph0w, mUsZtAh nA?" translated into Filipino as "Hello po, kamusta na?, translated into English as "Hello, how are you?"
  • English: "i wuD LLyK tO knOw moR3 bOut u. crE 2 t3ll mE yur N@me? jejejejeje!" translated into English as "I would like to know more about you, care to tell me your name? Hehehehe!"
  • iMiszqcKyuH – means "I miss you"
  • eEoWpFhUeEhsxz – means "hi/hello"
  • aQ / aQcKuHh – means "me/ako"
  • kEo – means "kayo/you(pl.)"
  • pfHoE / ph0w – "po (word that makes the sentence polite)"
  • uZtaH? – means "kumusta/how are you?"
  • lAbqCkyOuHh – means "I love you"
  • yuHh – means "you"
  • jAjaJa – garbled words conveying laughter
  • jeJejE – a variation of jAjaJa; conveys sly laughter

Fashion

This is what jejemon usually looks like





Jejemons wears or brings the following:
  • A ballermon worth 10 pesos
  • A jejecap for sale in the divisoria or any ukay ukay store
  • A fake bling bling to attract jejechix
  • Blonde hair with emo style haircut
  • Broken teeth because of participating too much rumble
  • A dog chain, just like the ones used in dogs
  • A shorts too low, so people can see their undies
  • For high level Jejemons they usually bring sumpak or home made shotgun for those who can't afford, they bring a knife instead to be ready anytime and anywhere.
  • A cellphone for jeje texting
  • Duralite slippers they are strong and cheap, very easy to run when enemy's try to chase.
Jejemons, Skwater Rapper, Emos and Gangsters looked the same

Jejemon Gangsters

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Sad Girls on ESPN

Twin brothers Kennedy and Coleman Collins, have started collecting (and captioning) sad fans (mostly female) from ESPN crowd shots in there tumblr "Sad Girls On ESPN".














































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Traitors and Heroes " Wake up Philippines!"

By Jose Ma. Montelibano
It is not difficult to talk about traitors. There are so many of them around, easy to spot because they usually hold positions of power or hold great wealth. The worst traitors come from the Church and the State, both being the dominant and domineering institutions of the country over the past 400 years. The Church and the State are natural sources of vision and virtue, of courage and heroism, of nobility and purity. When they live up to their highest calling, an enlightened society is born and raised.

The story of the Philippines, however, is a story of failure of leadership. In a democracy, the failure of society may mean the failure of the citizenry. “For the people, by the people, of the people” is more than a democratic principle, it is democracy’s fundamental philosophy. That is why I cannot point to the people as the culprit for the massive poverty and corruption that shame the nation. Our poverty is not a choice — it is an inherited status, a curse from birth. Corruption stems from abuse and exploitation of power, and the people are its victims, not beneficiaries.

The State in colonial times used force to rob the people of their land and loot the country of its resources. The Church at that time shared in the loot and cooperated with the State to manipulate the native population into submission. There is little need for me to retell an old story. I am not a historian, only a student of history. And if our history were not so crucial to our present, I would prefer to simply move on in cadence with time.

         
      “Cowardice is seeing what is right, and failing to do it.” -  Confucius
                                                                                

Today, however, is a special moment when history and the present meet to reconcile and change a course, or agree to continue a path where a people’s soul wallows in slavery and darkness. After more than twenty years, another moment emerges with a special invitation for courage and faith. Once again, change knocks loudly in the hearts of Filipinos, asking to come in, bearing messages of encouragement from America.

When slavery has been one’s reality for centuries, it conditions the mind and spirit to cope by first resigning to it, and eventually by accepting it as a natural state of life. It used to be that parents of poor families would dissuade their children from even imaging a better life. It was, for those parents, simply fantasy to do so as life would never allow such a shift from poverty to comfort or abundance. Ambition was not only useless, it actually was dangerous. Ambition only got the poor into trouble with the Church and the State who were always vigilant against their subjects hoping and dreaming.

We must remember history, not only the events and the special personalities but also the effects of it that we carry to the present. If change seems to come so slowly, this is only a direct result of a history that has so deeply embedded submission and resignation in the psyche of ordinary and poor Filipinos. Those among us who clamor for change would do well to understand the process and effect of colonial times, to understand the exploitative nature of the Church and the State all those centuries. Once we do, we can design a mechanism to deconstruct the imposed horizon blanketing a captive’s mind and ultimately allow the rainbow to inspire a benighted people to follow the light.

In a democracy, government is the one tasked not only to govern but to lead and inspire. In a religion, the church is expected to nurture and to pastor. In the Philippines, however, both government and church have failed miserably as institutions in their mandated roles. What has saved the day for them are pockets of good workers on the ground, public officials who defy the collective look of graft and abuse by their sincere and dedicated service, priests and nuns who shun the pomp of position and protocol and instead take the posture of washing the feet of the poor.

Where government and church as institutions have oftentimes been traitors to their higher calling, ordinary workers among them have been heroes and have carried the day for them. Even when whole institutions become corrupt, the light of a few honest and courageous members can continue to provide hope to an exploited society. Because we have many traitors who keep Filipinos in the dark, who abdicate the empowerment of the many for fear of losing historical advantages, we need the heroes who will stand on firm ground, who will stay rooted in righteousness despite the corrupt environment.

When we have heroes to point to, they become sources of light. I have found many in my life, a “barangay” [village] chairman here and there, a mayor here and a governor there, an honest treasurer, a determined teacher. They have been sources of light. The Church in the Philippines has her own heroes, even a few martyrs. There are those parish priests who defy their own poverty and always have something for the poorest in their areas. And who can discount the many religious orders of nuns who truly mother their flock as their way of life.

Treachery has brought poverty to a land of abundance. It is treachery against public duty, against morals and ethics. It is treachery against the teachings of Christ whose disciples in the Philippines have not been faithful reflections of. How can a godly gift of abundance be cornered by the greedy in a land where religion teaches love and sacrifice giving as its primordial virtues? But in the face of the worst distortion and perversion of democracy and Christianity, heroes have not been bullied to squat and be quiet. To those heroes we owe so much, maybe even everything thus far.

Thus far, only thus far. Heroism is not only for the rich, the powerful, the learned. Heroism is a birthright, a forgotten one for most, but always there as a choice for each of us. We have relied on our heroes for so long but mistook their roles as saviors when they served most of all as inspiration for our own heroism to awaken. Heroes save, but heroes inspire, guide and empower us to be heroes ourselves. This is the invitation of change – for us to be heroes in this moment of history. Change is not a call for higher incomes, for more economic opportunities. Change is a call for heroes to save their motherland. Change is a call to be brave, and then for the brave to serve as models of virtue, of generosity and courage, of faith and patriotism.


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Can virginity cause cancer?

Too much fuss about virginity. Statistics show that if you stay a virgin forever, you could increase your chances for ovarian cancer (http://www.aicr.org.uk/ OvarianCancer.stm.) On the other hand, those who are no longer virgins and especially those who have multiple sex partners, are likely to develop cancer of the cervix.

Cervical cancer ranks second as the most common cancer for women in the Philippines. The National Cancer Institute reported that every two minutes, a woman dies of cervical cancer worldwide.

Location Of The Cervix

Many think that the vagina is only a slit, a line or a small opening. Little do they know that it is a tube that is a few inches long and ends in the cervix, which connects to the uterus (womb for baby) that is located above it. The cervix is cap-like (as in convex top of your deodorant), pinkish, moist, and glossy with a hole in the middle.

Many things happen inside the woman’s reproductive system. That includes the spread of cervical cancer cells, which are being fought by your antibodies. However, the antibodies are tricked and their battle against these cancer cells happen for many years. Then, the antibodies surrender. Stage 1 cervical cancer takes place yet the woman does not feel any symptoms at all. Then, she experiences pain during sexual intercourse, has vaginal discharges and peri-intercourse bleeding that signal a late stage cancer where almost nothing can be done to save the person.

HPV: The Trigger

The cause of cervical cancer is the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV). HPV is the one causing warts in the body. HPV attacks with its more than 100 forms (or strains). Only Strains 16, 18. 45 & 31 are responsible for cervical cancer. They cannot be easily killed by heat.

Innocent Girls Not Spared

HPV can be transmitted through non-sexual means. Prolonged contact with contaminated clothing can infect the innocent wearer. Even dead skin with HPV that were shed on bed sheets or sofas during sexual intercourse can stay infective for days. Sex is not a prerequisite for HPV spread. Even nuns were reported to have acquired HPV.

Early Screening

Nothing beats early detection to beat cervical cancer. Females have to examine their private parts regularly. Use a mirror and explore. Some even go overboard as they advise peeking deeper into the cervix using a personal plastic speculum.

Pap Smear

Undergo Dr. Papanicolaou’s (Pap) Smear Test. Regular test saves your cervix and your life. When? Start three years after your sexual debut. Then, undergo Pap Smear every year when you reach the age of 30. If smear is negative at 28, 29, and 30 years old, then you may have smears done every two to three years thereafter. Or do emergency smear if you have vaginal bleeding, pain, sore, or itching. Remember that it takes about 10 years from HPV infection for the cancer cells to develop. Women have five times more chance of getting cervical cancer if not regularly screened. Simple negligence, plus ignorance, can cause your life.

Vaccine For Cancer

There is a vaccine for cervical cancer. This good news will be discussed in my next article: Vaccine preference, why virgins are not spared, sexual practices among the Filipino youth and more.

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